beach

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Ok people, place your bets...is that a dude-like lady, or a lady-like dude?

Leopard print is SO 1980's. God, get it together.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!