beach

I'm trying to think of all the "CDs NUTZ" jokes from middle school... but I'd rather just stop looking at this picture.

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.