beach

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!