beach

Leopard print is SO 1980's. God, get it together.

I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

I wonder what kind of bet he lost...

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

Ugh, it's like seeing a sack of groceries in swim wear.

I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.

Ok people, place your bets...is that a dude-like lady, or a lady-like dude?

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!