beach

The beach, where the seamen are out to play.

Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Leopard print is SO 1980's. God, get it together.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Fishnets. FISH-NETS.

...in my giraffe suit. No big.

I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.