beach

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

On the bottom here we have your standard-issue "stocky guy," and up top we have "out of shape dad." I have a feeling you'll be pleased with this hybrid model of beach bod!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAp7EvdpFJw&feature=related