beach

Papa always said "never insult the fashion decisions of a lady with a firearm," and though there's no magazine in that machine gun I'm not going to take any chances.

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

Ok people, place your bets...is that a dude-like lady, or a lady-like dude?

The beach, where the seamen are out to play.

More importantly: Why is that Lil' Rascal staring pensively at the waves?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAp7EvdpFJw&feature=related

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.