beach

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

I'm trying to think of all the "CDs NUTZ" jokes from middle school... but I'd rather just stop looking at this picture.

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

Let's start a medieval-themed parade and head down to the BEACH! YYEEAAAHHH! It makes perfect sense!

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!

I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.

I mean, you couldn't go to the beach looking like a total embarrassment, could you?

It's RUINED you crazy kids and that little dog have spoiled EVERYTHING