beach

The beach, where the seamen are out to play.

This can't be their natural habitat, however. I blame global warming for this kind of species migration. Or something. I'm not a zoo-lololgist.

I know what y'all is about. I don't listen to none of y'all. Haytas gunna hayte.

It was only a matter of time. You can only bikini for so hard for so long before the fuzz comes by and ruins all of your fun.

What that game is, we may never know.

We will remember you fondly, noble mermaid, but our kind were never meant to interact. Farewell!