That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."

Problem?

ONE MORE THING... the belt goes ABOVE the butt.

I mean, it's bad for the rest of your body too, but I can't confirm or deny its existence right now.

... or child protective services.

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Then again, after you factor in how expensive ballpark food is this might be the most expensive hat we've featured on this site.

She'd probably go at it for a burger too.