'She was in the middle of a miniseries and just could not stop watching': 20+ Ridiculous excuses people gave for calling out of work

Remy Millisky

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Corpo baboon gets proven wrong when underling employees insult his 'strict suit' policy, undermining his examples with deadly accuracy: 'Where are the suits?'

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'An entire group of bridesmaids left a wedding': Friend dares bridesmaids to abandon entitled bride

Remy Millisky

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'I need my full paycheck': Employee quits two weeks in after boss never draws up his W2, demands to be paid in full

Ben Weiss

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Man demands $45 refund for a dating app subscription after a bug prevents him from canceling, his refund is refused so he leads a class action lawsuit that drains company of $23M

Lana DeGaetano

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Café Karen complains that her pieces of toast aren't the same size, gets smaller ones: 'You want your two pieces of toast the same size? As you wish.'

Brad Dickson

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'You want to escalate? Okay': Customer support insists they can help customer, customer wastes his own time trying to escalate the matter

Remy Millisky

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’He took the bait’: Package-stealing neighbor gets owned when man ‘get[s] creative’ by filling fake packages up with junk to teach neighbor a lesson about theft

Lana DeGaetano

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‘We had the place gutted’: Evil landlord doubles rent for commercial space, so tenants remove all of their renovations resulting in the landlord's eventual real estate blacklisting

Lana DeGaetano

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'Sounds optional to me': Employee declines optional training course, boss reprimands her, claims it was mandatory to attend

Ben Weiss

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‘Dude made his bed’: Egotistical colleague ruins his career, whose promotion leads to a mass resignation and his eventual firing

Lana DeGaetano

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'I've never been caught': Worker confesses to leaving job site while nobody is watching, stirring controversy and sparking discussion in online community

Brad Dickson

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'My mom thinks I’m putting turkey over my own family': Siblings squabble over vegan turkey dinner for Thanksgiving meal

Remy Millisky

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20 cheap, low-effort Halloween costume ideas: 'Time traveler [...] wears the same clothes you wore yesterday'

Ben Weiss

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'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible

Remy Millisky

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Electric company ordered to pay more than a million dollars in damages over farmer's fence after refusing to compensate him: 'He would have gladly settled [for] $10K'

Ben Weiss

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