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Cut in front of me in the dinner queue? I hope you like ants... u/horatio_winklebottom 1 day ago A few years ago while travelling in India, I decided to try a ten day silent meditation retreat.

Monk Exacts Ant-Fueled Revenge on Queue Jumper

You can feel the zen of this meditation retreat washing over you. Let's face it: no one likes a queue jumper, and watching someone blatantly flaunt breaking this most rudimentary cornerstone of society is enough to boil the blood of even the calmest among us. There's just no excuse for such blatantly antisocial behavior, and you're pretty much going to deserve whatever is coming to you. It's like those entitled persons who, rather than waiting in the correct lane in rush hour traffic instead, d…
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AITA for reporting my sons math teacher to the school board for ineptitude and being so rude to me? I would like him fired from his provisional contract.

Entitled Karen Tries to Fire Her Kid's Math Teacher For Making Him Take Notes

This kid will never learn anything with his entitled mom around!
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Falsely accused of working with crime syndicate because I delivered them a pizza

Police Accuse Delivery Driver of Working For Crime Syndicate Because He Delivered Them a Pizza

Working as a delivery driver can be a hell of an experience. Consistently driving around and interacting with people on the threshold of their homes exposes you to a lot of experiences you'd probably rather not have witnessed; there's a reason why there's no shortage of crazy stories from delivery drivers floating around the wider web. People are strange, that's just a fact, and the more of them you interact with in a day, the more likely you are to encounter someone in uncomfortably close prox…
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AITA for asking my (25f) sister (20f) to fix her overgrown/two before my wedding?

'Her hair is an eye sore': Bridezilla wants sister to change her appearance so that she's more aesthetic for her wedding photos

Should someone have to change their appearance for your wedding? To what degree? These are important factors that come into play in this thread and are in need of consideration. This bride, Reddit user u/kjally76, posted her story to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A**hole) subreddit, wondering if she was in the wrong for the events that had taken place leading up to her wedding. She has been planning every last detail with careful thought but has met resistance in her carefully laid plans when it co…
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Application for a min wage job, at a cat café

Application to Work at a Cat Café Requires Hand-Written Cover Letter and Ridiculous Creative Project

Can you imagine actually applying to this?
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AITA for missing my FIL's funeral after my MIL booked my husband first class but me ecconomy?

Entitled Wife Skips Family Funeral After Petty Mother-in-Law Purchased First Class Seat for Her Husband and Economy Seat for Her

Sure, this mother-in-law was petty, but this woman made it a whole lot worse.
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'I logged back into her account...': Dude devises ridiculously petty revenge, involves trolling ex's Netflix account

It's all Netflix and no chill over here. In a hilarious act of petty revenge, this dude decided to troll his ex's Netflix account in order to mildly inconvenience her life and exact a little revenge on her for cheating on him all those years ago. That might just be the most surprising thing about this post, it's not as if they broke up yesterday; the user writes that she dumped him “A few years back,” which means he has been holding onto this desire to get even for some time. We've probably all…
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Date was going great (so I thought), he asked to step outside and make a quick phone call. I said of course. Instead, he left and blocked me on the way out.

Dating Fail: Guy Asks to Step Out to Make a Quick Call, Abandons His Date and Blocks Her

This was not exactly the smoothest exit known to man...
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Charging me for something extra that never existed? Fine, I'll pretend like it did | I was using a storage company to keep my stuff over the summer, and they already fudged up the first part of the delivery so I wasn't having high hopes for the time when I was supposed to get my stuff back.

Storage Facility Obstinately Charges Guy for Non-existent Box, so Guy Demands It Back

When facing an irrational opponent, it's impossible to beat them with rational thought —You need to meet them on the groundless battlefields of baseless reasoning. Anyone who has met an obstinately incorrect opponent has probably learned this lesson — there is no winning, so you must lose together. That's exactly what this Reddit user, u/pappagall0, faced when they became lodged in debate with a storage company over the existence of a mysterious eighth box that the storage company insisted on c…
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ex server rants about the service industry and sparks debate

Former 5-Star Waiter Discusses the Lies Every Server Tells, Sparks Debate Online with the 'Karen Employees' of the Service Industry

Some say the little white lies are necessary, others are disgusted by the “unprofessional” deception.
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man shares story of when he did a really stupid thing as a teenager while working at Dunkin Donuts

Man Shares Peek-Adolescence-Stupidity Story of When He Got Stuck in a Roasting Oven While Working at Dunkin' Donuts

Don't worry, he was fine—but he still isn't sure the metaphorical lesson he learned from it…
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AITA for calling my husband insane for missing work just to teach me a lesson because I didn't iron his uniform?

'He decided to miss his shift as a way to teach me a lesson': Wife forgets to iron husband's uniform, he lashes out

Whatever happened to doing your own chores?
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Pedantic manager picks apart their own work Backstory: I worked for a high street retail chain that, in their infinite wisdom, ditched the store manager position and instead had 4 assistant managers running a store. This led to intensive workplace politics as the more competitive staff kept trying to pull stuff to make out that they were the big dog despite the fact that we were all on the same level.

Worker Manipulates Meddling Micromanager Into Annihilating Their Own Work

There's nothing more satisfying than watching the slow-motion train-wreck implosion of a deserving person destroying themself. This micromanaging boss was manipulated into doing exactly that when they tried to pick apart their own work, somehow without even recognizing that it was their own. As commenters have pointed out, doing shift work where the schedule was made by a different person every week would be absolutely maddening. There would be zero consistency with when you were scheduled, and…
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AITA for sunbathing nude in my backyard?

Man Sunbathes Nude in Backyard, Neighbor Does Not Like What He Sees and Starts Fight

This nosy neighbor can mind his own business!
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"My work demoted me to a blogger for a micromanaging sociopath, so I use an Al program [to] do all my writing for me."

'I use AI to do my job': Guy gets demoted, demotes his workplace and uses AI to complete his work

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you —at least in some situations. It doesn't take one long to come up with multiple instances where following this ethos to the letter would create some incredibly unfortunate situations. Well, when this guy was demoted and forced to work for a “micromanaging sociopath,” he decided to demote his workplace and automated his job with an AI; the work was still being done —but he didn't have to do it. Honestly, this still sounds like a win-win situation…
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Funniest Memes for People Who Stopped Glamorizing the Grind and Started Normalizing the Good Life

Funniest Memes for People Who Stopped Glamorizing the Grind and Started Normalizing the Good Life

It's that Winnie the Pooh lifestyle
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