This employee got terminated by their crappy company while on medical leave. So they revenge'd so hard that the store itself ended up going on permanent leave. As far as revenge cases go, we'd say a job very well done indeed. A solid learning lesson from this story would be that you can be crooked or you can be a jerk, but never be both!
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the worst defenses they'd seen made in court. The resulting insights offer rare glimpses at some criminally dumb criminals. These people were nowhere near ready for court, and their "defenses" speak volumes to that.
Overall, it's good that we have signs like these, because it means someone is looking out for you. That said, such a casual reminder of your own mortality can seem a little off-putting, especially when spooky signs do too good a job. Some could even argue that some scary signs are scarier than they have to be.
This guy found himself in quite the silly conundrum after wearing a "cursed shawl" alongside his shawl bro. Sounds like it sent his girlfriend into a bit of a tailspin, and she proceeded to aggressively question him on his sexuality. At a certain point, it just became clear that things weren't destined to be. Who knew a shawl could end up crushing a relationship with such swift precision.
Some things that we all can agree to hate are telemarketers, spam, and convincing scams.The whole "please don't call me back, take us off your list thing" is working less and less these days, so this guy opted to set up a meeting and make an inception style mockery of the whole process. People have their own strategies for shutting down marketing and scam calls, but the effort put into this is awesome.
While we consider ourselves smart people most of the time, we're huge fans of puns intended to be wonderfully dumb. We eat dad jokes for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's good to release your inner dad and indulge in dumb and clever jokes that are technically correct.
Alright, this is downright, straight up, all around impressive. And the final result was good enough that you could tell the trees were pretty happy. Tumblr users are a creative bunch, doing stuff like writing an alien invasion story where the aliens are fought off by wildlife or expounding on wacky historical facts. Seriously, following along with MS Paint is brilliant and highly commendable.
Via Daily Mail
It kinda reminds us of English class when you would get to read as far into the lines as possible and just free-wheel a meaning for anything. We'd like to see what she thinks of redbull. Bull? Like a beast with horns? Red, like the color of Satan? It gives you wings? Like a fallen angel? Redbull is also the devil, y'all.
With the proper context, satire news websites are incredibly enjoyable sources of entertainment. But if you aren't inclined to get the joke, or just have no idea that what you're reading is supposed to be a joke, you can look pretty damn stupid. There are too many instances of times people didn't understand satire.
