People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you.
Whether it's overconfidence or a complete lack of self awareness, these folks just had to let everyone know how smart they thought they were, and in turn, showed everyone just how smart they ACTUALLY were. So here's a lot of over-explaining and complete bullheaded nonsense from self-titled geniuses whosmeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.
We're not sure if you get any scholarships for claiming to be part lizard-person, but if anyone in the admissions office knows anything about DnD this person is screwed. Since it's this person's parents fault for perpetuating snake-descent, here are salty adults sharing the unjust lies they were told as kids.
Some kids had an innocent question for Veterinarians of Facebook regarding the health and safety of reindeer. It kinda snowballed into this wholesome piece of internet that you see before you. For some more wholesome and heartfelt stuff, here's a family's Santa tradition, as well as a story of a train station voice that hits right in the feels.
Someone on AskReddit asked for women to share all the various myths that they have circulating about them, that they are just plain old tired of hearing about. They're tired of hearing about how all "women are the same." Come on guys. Really just being your own worst enemies at this point.
2019 was a blur, and as we get ready to lean into 2020, it's high time to look back on those things that we should really just leave behind. Some trends were better than others, but in general, 2019 was a bit of a mess. Time to leave the worst of it behind, and make 2020 just a bit better.
Interring or spreading a loved ones remains is a deeply emotional, and sometimes logistically awkward moment. Mitch Feltscheer discovered this firsthand when his dad had to deal with an extra windy day by the sea. These moments happen from time to time, like this guy who wasn't sure what to do with a brick of his dad's ashes.
Technology is a constant source of fear and anxiety for old people. They have a hard time learning how to use it, and so will you when you get old. When we're trying to beam 40 year old memes into each other's brains via the super-internet, we'll probably make some similar mistakes like direct messaging google or leaving a wildly inappropriate comment on the wrong post.
Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stories of class clowns taking things way too far. There are limits to everything, and some maniacs and their desire to entertain their classmates absolutely exceed the limits of reasonable behavior. These class clowns need to worry about a whole lot more than detention.
Not everyone has a very good brain. Some people have decent ones, but they're not exactly working for them all the time. We live in a world where people can sort of believe whatever they want, and sometimes people have a personal resistance to wanting to learn, which leads to all of us hearing some really dumb things.
As 2019 comes to a close, it's only right to remember this year's most brutal cases of revenge. Maybe it was a ruthless, calculated revenge taken upon an unfaithful partner, or perhaps an entitled jerk who just had it coming. If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that a true nuclear revenge leaves no stones unturned, and results in utter destruction for whatever unfortunate soul is on the receiving end of it.
