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Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World

People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you. 

A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business
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Cringeworthy Braggarts Who Covered The Internet With Their Supposed Genius

Whether it's overconfidence or a complete lack of self awareness, these folks just had to let everyone know how smart they thought they were, and in turn, showed everyone just how smart they ACTUALLY were. So here's a lot of over-explaining and complete bullheaded nonsense from self-titled geniuses whosmeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.

People who think they are very smart | listening Mozart some people listen rap rather than Mozart is objective proof some people are stupid yupisaidit
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me
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Person Accidentally Applies to College as Fictional Race from Dungeons and Dragons

We're not sure if you get any scholarships for claiming to be part lizard-person, but if anyone in the admissions office knows anything about DnD this person is screwed. Since it's this person's parents fault for perpetuating snake-descent, here are salty adults sharing the unjust lies they were told as kids.

Person applies to college claiming to be a race from dungeons and dragons | r/tifu Posted by stplkinatmswn TIFU Unknowingly Applying College as Fictional Race. So little backstory my knowledge just about 8th Native American. My parents didn't raise spiritual or anything but knew they did have little shrine they liked keep some things and whatever just part house had friends ask about and nothing crazy.
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Unlikely Occurrences and Rare Moments

There are just bound to be rare moments that go against all odds. Some are absolutely wild occurrences where life and death hung in the balance. Others are like, a double onion. They're both interesting and unlikely, but some have a little more gravity.

rare events and unlikely moments | coincidences, five below neon sign with some letters not lighting up sot it spells v b low. woman in a striped shirt matching perfectly with a mug.
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eBay Exchange Goes Wrong With Unreasonable Seller

This buyer is just trying to teach a flaky seller a valuable lesson in how to do business. They're all about upholding that honor!

An eBay exchange goes wrong when a buyer refuses to respond without anger | Carhartt Men's Weathered Duck Cotton Detroit Jacket Black Large NWT Made In USA %3D <> Item: 233415581554 ebay tm (318 *) New message from: Hi L I have been traveling and haven't had a chance to log into Ebay, so haven't been able to ship out the jacket yet. I
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Vets Around The World Responded To Kids' Question About Santa's Reindeer

Some kids had an innocent question for Veterinarians of Facebook regarding the health and safety of reindeer. It kinda snowballed into this wholesome piece of internet that you see before you. For some more wholesome and heartfelt stuff, here's a family's Santa tradition, as well as a story of a train station voice that hits right in the feels.

Veteriniarians as a reindeer question on facebook and it gets bigger than that | Horse Vet Corner Maggie Knox have question our wonderful VETS only please. This is not an emergency by any means, and is bit unusual: My children are very concerned about Santa's reindeer getting laminitis due overeating candy canes, cookies, and carrots. Are caribou prone founder like horses been unable find any information on subject elsewhere on internet. Please delete this without thought if this question. Paula
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Myths About Women That Are Totally Untrue

Someone on AskReddit asked for women to share all the various myths that they have circulating about them, that they are just plain old tired of hearing about. They're tired of hearing about how all "women are the same." Come on guys. Really just being your own worst enemies at this point. 

A collection of myths that are untrue and infuriating about women | JARlaah women don't snore seriously, l've heard this loads and always baffles People breathe they sleep, sometimes makes some noise, male or female. Let em breathe.
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Uh, this is easily the coolest thing I've seen all year, and it's an old video. Science is awesome. 

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Bizarre Things To Leave In 2019

2019 was a blur, and as we get ready to lean into 2020, it's high time to look back on those things that we should really just leave behind. Some trends were better than others, but in general, 2019 was a bit of a mess. Time to leave the worst of it behind, and make 2020 just a bit better. 

A collection of bizarre things that we should leave behind in 2019 | tweet by xpocathomas #BizarreThingsToLeaveln2019 Everything buy coming with bunch extra trash wrapped around SELECTED BANANAS
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Dude's Sad And Hilarious Story Of Ash Spreading Gone Wrong

Interring or spreading a loved ones remains is a deeply emotional, and sometimes logistically awkward moment. Mitch Feltscheer discovered this firsthand when his dad had to deal with an extra windy day by the sea. These moments happen from time to time, like this guy who wasn't sure what to do with a brick of his dad's ashes.

Twitter story of a guy's dad trying to spread ashes on a windy day | tweet by mitchfel hardest ever laughed my entire life few years ago at my grandma's ashes scattering ceremony Thread:
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Old People On Social Media Doing Their Best

Technology is a constant source of fear and anxiety for old people. They have a hard time learning how to use it, and so will you when you get old. When we're trying to beam 40 year old memes into each other's brains via the super-internet, we'll probably make some similar mistakes like direct messaging google or leaving a wildly inappropriate comment on the wrong post.

Old people social media fails | PLEASE, could someone explain this picture am seeing everywhere and don't get screaming upset blonde woman and white cat with plate broccoli
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Class Clowns That Took It Way Too Far

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their stories of class clowns taking things way too far. There are limits to everything, and some maniacs and their desire to entertain their classmates absolutely exceed the limits of reasonable behavior. These class clowns need to worry about a whole lot more than detention. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to the times that class clowns took things way too far | post by muddybuttbrew He tried pants teacher
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Wildly Dumb Things People Were Told

Not everyone has a very good brain. Some people have decent ones, but they're not exactly working for them all the time. We live in a world where people can sort of believe whatever they want, and sometimes people have a personal resistance to wanting to learn, which leads to all of us hearing some really dumb things.

People share the dumbest thing they've heard someone say | post by ImReallySorryMom Friend high school told he didn't take SAT because he heard 's easier second time does make fucking sense
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The Most Nuclear Revenge Cases Of The Year

As 2019 comes to a close, it's only right to remember this year's most brutal cases of revenge. Maybe it was a ruthless, calculated revenge taken upon an unfaithful partner, or perhaps an entitled jerk who just had it coming. If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that a true nuclear revenge leaves no stones unturned, and results in utter destruction for whatever unfortunate soul is on the receiving end of it. 

A collection of the year's most brutal revenge cases | r/NuclearRevenge post by PerfectHamburger812 Steal my money, take my house, put into debt. Now 's time ruin life
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