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Homophobia? 2012? I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this.

A feud has been going down 'twixt Nicki Minaj and Lil' Kim. Why? For how long? Should we care? Who knows? But can we all agree that Nicki Minaj's last single, meant to be a diss track for Lil' Kim, sucked major ass?

Darn! If it weren't for One Direction, all those school girls would be screaming for HIS autograph. Curse you, One Direction!

ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

The song for Nicki Minaj's new music video isn't as awful as her last one, but couldn't she have just skipped the song and gone straight to the video?