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All rock fans have now are the Black Keys. And the countless other rock bands that are overlooked by the Top 40 but still produce great music, of course.

Then again, if you were REALLY an amazing guitarist, you'd know the three or four chords needed to play along to any given pop song.

This is why male highlights went out of style so quickly.

We all have our guilty pleasures.

For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

Remember, kids! Justin Bieber turns 18 today!

A feud has been going down 'twixt Nicki Minaj and Lil' Kim. Why? For how long? Should we care? Who knows? But can we all agree that Nicki Minaj's last single, meant to be a diss track for Lil' Kim, sucked major ass?