pop

This is why male highlights went out of style so quickly.

No, I didn't forget Frank Zappa... he was only prog some of the time.

Warning: Sitting through five minutes of this sugary pop goodness is like eating a ball of cotton candy the size of Jupiter. Only those with an extreme pop sweet tooth should attempt.

Plain jeans and a T-shirt? How dare she! Why don't girls today wear corsets like they did in the good old days?

Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.

Then again, if you were REALLY an amazing guitarist, you'd know the three or four chords needed to play along to any given pop song.

Oh great, Katy Perry's starting the phase of her career where she wants to be taken as a serious artiste. We still have at least one concept album about psychedelic space walruses to look forward to before she gets it out of her system.

ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.