pop

Well, "pop" IS just a letter away from "poop," but SURELY that's just a coincidence.

Isn't there picture of Lady Gaga with the exact same caption? What if pop stars have been trying to shock us with absurd fashion since at LEAST the '60s, and we only feign surprise and scorn each time because we're too scared to admit to ourselves that we as a society are bored as hell?

No, I didn't forget Frank Zappa... he was only prog some of the time.

The one-lines never stop.

A feud has been going down 'twixt Nicki Minaj and Lil' Kim. Why? For how long? Should we care? Who knows? But can we all agree that Nicki Minaj's last single, meant to be a diss track for Lil' Kim, sucked major ass?

Oh great, Katy Perry's starting the phase of her career where she wants to be taken as a serious artiste. We still have at least one concept album about psychedelic space walruses to look forward to before she gets it out of her system.

Warning: Sitting through five minutes of this sugary pop goodness is like eating a ball of cotton candy the size of Jupiter. Only those with an extreme pop sweet tooth should attempt.

The class of 2012 at North Penn High School celebrated their graduation with a little more than the usual Pomp and Circumstance: student band String Theory performed a medley of twelve pop songs, one from each year they were in school. If you don't recognize each one right away, you will when the audience joins in.

ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

The song for Nicki Minaj's new music video isn't as awful as her last one, but couldn't she have just skipped the song and gone straight to the video?