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Isn't there picture of Lady Gaga with the exact same caption? What if pop stars have been trying to shock us with absurd fashion since at LEAST the '60s, and we only feign surprise and scorn each time because we're too scared to admit to ourselves that we as a society are bored as hell?

The reigning King of Tween Pop turns 18 and legal today! Beliebers will stalk him with redoubled fervor, Begrievers will continue posting "lesbian lol" on his YouTube videos, and people who don't care will continue listening to their own music. One thought, though: if he's 18 already, does this mean his voice is as low as it's going to get?

...and the balladeer in the video is named Hugh Oliver. He's pleased to meet you, too.

Science finally proves what music snobs have been saying for years

Well, "pop" IS just a letter away from "poop," but SURELY that's just a coincidence.