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Warning: Sitting through five minutes of this sugary pop goodness is like eating a ball of cotton candy the size of Jupiter. Only those with an extreme pop sweet tooth should attempt.

He's not at his angsty, rebellious, post-pubescent phase yet, but we can't wait until it gets here.

All The Songs!

Well, "pop" IS just a letter away from "poop," but SURELY that's just a coincidence.

The class of 2012 at North Penn High School celebrated their graduation with a little more than the usual Pomp and Circumstance: student band String Theory performed a medley of twelve pop songs, one from each year they were in school. If you don't recognize each one right away, you will when the audience joins in.

For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

A feud has been going down 'twixt Nicki Minaj and Lil' Kim. Why? For how long? Should we care? Who knows? But can we all agree that Nicki Minaj's last single, meant to be a diss track for Lil' Kim, sucked major ass?

Science finally proves what music snobs have been saying for years

Then again, if you were REALLY an amazing guitarist, you'd know the three or four chords needed to play along to any given pop song.

Ohhhhhh boy not gonna go there.