Leather, tights, and high kicks? You're actually thinking of the Chippendales.
Although it's hard to turn down modelling gigs.
In all fairness, you don't go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it's awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I'm just sayin'.
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This is the part where everyone takes out their lighters and sways along to "American Pie."
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