One year ago, a video of a rooster with a sick sludge growl hit YouTube. It only took somebody to dub the appropriate death metal instrumentals for the video to go viral.

The rooster promptly joined a death metal band, where its bandmates promptly sacrificed it to Death Lord Satan.

WARNING: Foul language

Concerts are fun until you're too old and crotchety to tolerate things like getting someone else's urine on your shirt.

She dropped out of high school to pursue a music career.

Party hard over on After 12!

... and if rich teenage girls start giving themselves devil horns in their self-shots, I GUESS we can make Angus an exception when we start hating that trend, too.