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Poetic, but Mean: Drivers Who Misuse Their High Beams in Shenzhen Have to Stare at Headlights as Punishment

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Darth Vader Pulls Off a North Carolina Bank Robbery, Gets Drunk at a Hockey Game in One Week

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That Noise You Heard Was a Million Men Crying Out at Once

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Being on the News is Tricky When You're High AF

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"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter

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This Headline Sinks

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Probably Bad News: Not so Fun, is It?

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Common Mistake

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This is, Hands Down, the Best Headline Ever Made

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You Have Never Seen Such Despair in Your Life

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I Did it All for the Corrections

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It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

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Demonic Weather Consultation FAIL

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Hours of Work, Totally Gone

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These Guys Picked the Wrong House

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This News Guest is Giving Me Vertigo

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