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Crime of the Day: Tarantula Thief Arrested for Trying to Sell Stolen Spiders in Georgia

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Further Proof that Florida is Where the Seventh Seal Will Break and All Will Come to an End

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None Can Escape the Grasp of Dat Booty

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Kids These Days Are Such Pugs

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Baldly Going Where No Police Have Caught Him Yet (Stealing Hair Growth Products)

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Jersey Shore's "The Situation" is Under Fire for Tax Fraud, and the News Has Run Out of Clever Ways to Report That

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There's Got to be an Easier Way to Take Care of These Spiders

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Watch Two Fox Pundits Square Off in a Shouting Match After One Blames 'Black Culture' For Recent Incidents

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Only Fox Would Invite Only Men to Discuss Women's Legging Fashion Trend

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There Are No Words to Respond to a Headline Like This

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Just Look at the Name of This Florida Convict and Tell Yourself Florida Isn't the Best/Worst

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Everyone's New Favorite Newsbombing Catchphrase Makes it to Aussie Television

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It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

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This Guy Got Busted, But the Opening Line WINs Forever

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Irony Van FAIL

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A Reporter Brings Skiier Bode Miller to Tears Because This Isn't Already the Most Messed-Up Olympics Yet

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