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We're All Looking for Our Text in Shining Armor

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After Reading This, You'll Believe Humans Are the Scariest Creatures in All of Sci-Fi

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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

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Can You Reblog in That "Outside" Place You Talk About?

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Some People Pick Up on the Puns Quicker Than Others

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Spinster Has Evolved Into ANGRY SPINSTER

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

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ENGAGE YOUR PORTRAITURE, HERETIC

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College in a Crying, Drunk Nutshell

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HAIL OUR LORD AND GUMMY SAVIOR

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

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You'll Never Look at Your Best Friends the Same Way Again

A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

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The Status Quo Can't Even Handle My Outfit Right Now

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Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

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The Lord of the Tubers Returns