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2. I Like the G1 Ponies Better

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What Kind of Monster Does This? Is That You, Joffrey?

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Just a Little Touch of the Death for the Big J

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A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

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Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (August 4, 2020)

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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

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Frank Welker is Not Just SOME GUY

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