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Heaven is for Real, and It's Full of Cheapskates

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You Really Can't Fix Stupid

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All the Baby With None of the Responsibility!

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Hoax, Satire, Basically the Same Thing

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This is the Brand New Hotspot for Teens on the Internet

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Can't Get No Respect Around Here!

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"Check the URL" Should Be Rule No. 1 of the Internet

Text - The Onion 12 hrs the OO In Focus: Facebook Version Of Marriage Going Great SAN JOSE, CA-Citing the numerous photos and status updates that the couple regularly post online, sources confirmed Wednesday that the Face book version of Annie and Colin Wheeler's eight-year marriage is going extremely well. Several of... THEONION.COM Like Comment Share 9,713169 1,465 9,713 people like this. 1,465 shares Why is this "news", who are these people? E Like Reply1 8 hrs G This is the best comment to a

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We Hope This Means You Won't Keep Naively Posting Them

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Just Because It's Fake Doesn't Mean it's Not Fake, Right?

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Yep, Definitely THAT Guy Who's Out of Touch With Reality...

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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Next She'll Be Looking Up the Melting Temperature of Steel...

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