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Sounds Like Somebody Else Could Use a Little More Intellect

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This is One of Those Onion Headlines That's too Close to True

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The Onion Claims Another Victim

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Ridiculous to the Point of Absurdity!

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Heaven is for Real, and It's Full of Cheapskates

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Angry Gamers on Twitter Did Not Recognize Satire When They Saw it

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Only 90s Kids Will Remember This Class Action Suit

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The Lombardi Trophy of Broken Dreams

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The Vast Government Conspiracy to Make People Read Redundant Reports!

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All the Baby With None of the Responsibility!

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Yes, the Doctor is Definitely the Idiot Here

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The Reactions to This Onion Article May Have You Questioning Your Faith in Humanity

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The Best Part is Admitting You're Wrong but Never Admitting You're Wrong

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We Hope This Means You Won't Keep Naively Posting Them

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Just Because It's Fake Doesn't Mean it's Not Fake, Right?

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There's Nothing Fake About an Onion Headline

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