the onion

Nonsense Never Sounded Better

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The Lombardi Trophy of Broken Dreams

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That's as Much as One and a Half Tanks, Right?

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Flying Just Isn't the Same These Days

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Take THAT, Fictional Man!

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We Hope This Means You Won't Keep Naively Posting Them

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Just How Ridiculous Are Things Going to Get?

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Ridiculous to the Point of Absurdity!

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Hobbits Are Real U Guis!

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Missing the Point: It Can Happen to People You Know

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This Was His Third Warning

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"The Onion" Strikes Again!

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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No Fact Checking Required

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Sometimes True, Sometimes False, Always a Fail

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Anderson Cooper Falls for the Oldest Trick in the Book of the Internet

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