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Heaven is for Real, and It's Full of Cheapskates

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Sometimes True, Sometimes False, Always a Fail

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Maybe if You Combine the Two?

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Parents Just Don't Understand Satire

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Joke's on Them, I'm Still a Fetus

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Attempting to Verify an Onion Story...

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Thanks for Nothing, China!

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You Were Too Young for This, Raisin

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It's 'The Onion,' People! Relax!

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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That's as Much as One and a Half Tanks, Right?

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"Check the URL" Should Be Rule No. 1 of the Internet

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The Onion Brings Out the Worst in Us

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