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Somebody Get These Poor Children Off the Internet!

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Squanto Taught Him How to Check His Blood Sugar Levels

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Such a Brave Stance

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Maybe if You Combine the Two?

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Our Hearts Go Out to the Not-Victims

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I Think They Meant to Say "Totally Awesome"

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There's Nothing Fake About an Onion Headline

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Someone Read the Article, but Not the URL

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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Nope, Not an Ounce of Satire Here, Not at All...

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Anderson Cooper Falls for the Oldest Trick in the Book of the Internet

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"I Like the Concept"

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Yes, He's Stupid... And He's Not the Only One...

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That's as Much as One and a Half Tanks, Right?

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Shut it Down, There Aren't Any Better Comebacks Out There

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The Best Part is Admitting You're Wrong but Never Admitting You're Wrong

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