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That's "Lair-Uncovering Morons" to You, Bub!

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It Almost Makes You Think About the Penitentary System or Something

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Someone Read the Article, but Not the URL

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The Best Part is Admitting You're Wrong but Never Admitting You're Wrong

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For Once We Wish This Onion Headline Was the Real Deal

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It's 'The Onion,' People! Relax!

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Grotesque Misunderstanding of "The Point"

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Here We Go With the Nonsense Again

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The Reactions to This Onion Article May Have You Questioning Your Faith in Humanity

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Yep, Someone's Not Getting it Alright

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Sneaky Hillary Is at It Again

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Proof That The Onion Has Memory-Altering Properties

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Heaven is for Real, and It's Full of Cheapskates

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This Was His Third Warning

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Oh, the Humanity!

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Even if it's a Joke?

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