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Cartoon Donald Trump Live-Tweets Obama's Farewell Speech and It's Even More Ridiculous Than We Could've Hoped For

People describe the worst Valentine's Day gifts that they ever received. | wacht 3y Once ordered my girlfriend flowers didn't arrive (or were stolen porch so gave her delivery confirmation instead not as funny as thought would be.

Worst Valentine's Day Gifts People Received

A Twitter thread about a guy getting drunk on power while playing Neopets | everest @everestpipkin every few years email neopets support asking if they can help log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions old accounts never heard back

Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

reddit thread about things that used to scare people when they were young kids | floppy--whale 19h 2 Awards Bees and wasps be honest sill prefer they don't buzz around but little remained SAFE 5 meters away them

Things That Terrified People As Kids

funny and stupid DIY failures | toilet seat cover with a chunk taken off it to fit it next to a wall | stairs leading up to nowhere blocked by the ceiling

Weird, Bad and Absurd DIY Situations

KFC fast food restaurant is launching a chicken sandwich into space with high tech balloon.

KFC's Launching a Chicken Sandwich Into The Far Reaches of Outer Space

strict and frustrating homeowner's association rules. | Gruneun 17 hours ago 2 e2 3 2 E 2 first month our townhouse got notice had not mowed our lawn and were danger being fined didn't have lawn entire yard covered topsoil, seed, and straw lawn" turned out be single weed growing up shade bay window didn't pull tied stake and told them our garden.

Dumbest HOA Rules People Had To Deal With

A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

Rapper Bow Wow tries to post fake picture of him flying private jet and proceeds to get roasted to oblivion for being caught lying.

Bow Wow Gets Caught Lying About Flying Private Jet and People Are Roasting Him to Hilarious Oblivion

A collection of tweets about people's real life plot twists.

People's Real Life Plot Twists

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

A choosing beggar takes lowballing to a whole new extreme | Hey is sofa set still available? Hi, yes 's available is condition firm are seats?

Choosing Beggar Takes Lowballing To New Extreme

A choosing beggar expects their A/C unit to be delivered for free, and gets rejected | Is really free? Is still available accepted request is still available and yes 's free because can't carry this 120lb thing by myself lol But there is another person who messaged before did, so let give her opportunity first and will get back Let's keep our fingers crossed! ok am single mother and could really use right now. Can have Hello will give her opportunity until tomorrow and if don't hear back her

Choosing Beggar Expects Free A/C To Be Delivered, Gets Rejected

A stylist stays professional with an angry and inconsiderate Karen |  need my hair done need tomorrow sorry actually don't have any openings until week after next might have spot next week if opens up but as right now don't have anything about Sep 1st 10?

Stylist Stays Professional With Angry Karen

People ask the PETA on Twitter why other people hate bacon, and the world proceeds to lose its mind.

PETA Asks Why People Eat Bacon, Proceeds to Open Painful Pandora's Box

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Delta Fires Off Shots at United Airlines After They Wouldn't Let Girls Wearing Leggings Board Flight