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KFC's Launching a Chicken Sandwich Into The Far Reaches of Outer Space

What a time to be alive. Never thought I'd live to see the day we'd be able to order a legit 'space sandwich.' 

KFC fast food restaurant is launching a chicken sandwich into space with high tech balloon.
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Entitled Lowballer Doesn't Understand Lowballing

What a classic choosing beggar scenario right here. They want something, they get the something, and then their own blinding entitlement leaves them convinced that they somehow got screwed over. It's fascinating (in a bad way) on some level to watch this kind of interaction so grossly devoid of logic, play itself out. 

An entitled choosing beggar doesn't understand how lowballing works | Hi l'm interested chairs if available Hello, yes they are am here all day all week, available anytime pickup if interested. Ok. Is whole set with bench and table also
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Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks

While kids have garnered plenty of a reputation for being flat out silly and dumb, they can also get devilishly inventive when faced with the possibility of getting in trouble for a continued pattern of unacceptable behavior. This toddler decided to dip into their word bank and pull out a new word for the explicit purpose of being able to cuss at their parent without having to actually "swear." 

Toddler invents their own swear word, and then swears at their parent for weeks. | TheOphans TIFU by learning my toddler made up their own way swearing at and has been telling f off while. M So build up this fuck up work out at home and have done since my child born like work out music and there is one particular song some reason really helps get mood squat s song l'd played some time without question until 4 months ago because has few swear words
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Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

You just never really know when someone's going to spew out some mindless jargon that leaves you standing there at a complete loss over where they came up with their nonsense in the first place. Sometimes people say such dumb things that it almost ends up being impressive in its own right. This fine collection of the dumbest things that people have ever heard is its own kind of achievement. 

The dumbest things that people have ever heard. | tocanofd 9h S 1 Award sat next girl bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said now she only needed get 40% again have an average 80 O Reply 1 222
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39 Funny Tweets To Keep Your Saturday Kicking Along

Twitter's filled to the brim with undiscovered witty, comedic talent. These are some of our favorites. 

And here are some more hilarious Funny Tweets for you to enjoy. 

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Pregnant Karen Expects Friend To Change Dog's Name

Oh boy, the nerve on this one. It truly boggles the mind. We've got a Karen mom who expects someone that she met at a wedding to change their dog's name, because Karen wants the same name for her upcoming baby. Um. Wonder if she's aware that there are plenty of people in this world that share the same name. Also, wonder if she's aware that common human decency/social etiquette generally calls for not asking people to change their dog's, cat's, baby's names etc. 

Karen mom expects friend to change dog's name | Hello Hey jennay 's at Kolby and Blake's christening. wife met Hi, Yeah remember while ago now are and family?
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Conspiracy Theorists Are Proposing Trump's Bodyguard Was Sporting FAKE Arms to Conceal Gun Under Coat at Inauguration

We're onto your shit Agent-47. Specifically the ever observant and scrutinizing eyes of our internet's conspiracy theory groups have identified what they believe to be Trump's agent, not so covertly trying to conceal a gun in his coat. With robot arms.

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Guy Predicts Future, Gives Colleague Nervous Breakdown

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Guy predicts the future, and proceeds to give his colleague a nervous breakdown | r/tifu u/DeathclawTamer TIFU by giving my colleague nervous breakdown by predicting future M Happened 2 weeks ago and concluded this morning and my collegaues have good morning' call Mondays where just have chat about weekend, talk about football, rugby and interesting things have done. All chat and banter going well start talk about kids. Couple my colleagues have twins (one has grown up twins think 23
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Half Brothers Get Greedy, Threaten To Sue, Costs Them 158K

What we have here is a tale as old as time itself. Some half brothers get obnoxiously greedy, fly too close to the sun, and pretty much melt their wings off to the tune of $158K. If they'd have simply been reasonable human beings and offered some sliver of understanding in regards to the circumstances of the inheritance that was so graciously left behind, they might've actually gotten their share of the money. But alas, they took the different, ill advised route. 

Guy's half brothers get greedy, threaten to sue, it backfires. | r/ProRevenge Half brothers threaten sue over 16k costs them 158k and possibly their parents' marriage 25f 3, my grandparents passed away. They set up savings account my name account meant be accessed by 21. At point contained just over 300k. My grandparents left letter saying they would like share money fairly with any other "Smith-Jones" children, meaning my full siblings dad's Smith, mum's Jones
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Guy Beats Craigslist Scammer At Their Own Game

Man, these incompetent scammers just keep on coming right out of the woodwork. In this case, it sounds like the scammer was in way over their head from the start. On top of that, they'd clearly overplayed their scam to such a point that it was just going to be too easy to rightfully shut them down. Hence, the payment request and what we'd imagine was a very surprised and displeased scammer. 

Guy ends up beating a Craigslist scammer at their own game | r/ProRevenge u/Oregonlost Beat craigslist scammer at his own game. So hunting rental house valentines day weekend and wasn't finding much, so popped into local Craigslist page and found place at decent but very believable price. No contact info or website, so T emailed through Craigslist relay, everything sounds legit up until he asks pay using
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Entitled People and Their Comical Demands

There's something spectacular about witnessing the unadulterated audacity of absurd entitled people. Whether it's a bridezilla trying to bully a wedding photographer into working for free, a landlord who's baffled why they have to provide their tenants with working faucets, or just some guy who's trying to buy a brand new TV with a wallet full of monopoly money, it never seems to get old. Entitled people with their laughable boldness keep finding new ways to demand ridiculous crap.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Reviews PetSmart Sarah L O 07 00 12/27/15 My husband and have shopped here consistently years, but will use different location now on. They will literally lock doors right face if show up 2 minutes after closing.
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Forbidden Foods To Avoid At All Costs

There are way too many things in this world that look like food, but absolutely aren't. Get someone just hungry enough, and their brain will start to play all kinds of nasty tricks on them. These forbidden foods might stir up a very confusing appetite in you. 

A collection of things that look like food, but definitely aren't | put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg | wood cut into slabs that look like bacon strips
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Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

The moral of this story is clearly for us all to hold onto that one thing in life that provides us unparalleled joy. It could be something as silly as pumpkin spice everything from the local pumpkin farm, or those red cup holiday beverages from Starbucks. Point is, life's just a little bit more joyful when we're able to retain a bit of our childlike wonder. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this thread about the crude king of satire, Skweezy Jibbs.

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie
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Plot Holes Big Enough To Drive Trucks Through

Some plot holes are just too monstrous to not dwell upon. This AskReddit thread calls out all the plot holes people came across that were big enough to drive trucks through. Proceed at your own risk, these might make you feel frustrated all over again. 

People describe the plot holes that are so big you could drive trucks through them | Trevor-On-Reddit 3d 6 Awards Every Christmas movie where no one believes Santa but then turns out Santa does exist. Like, who did they think putting presents under Christmas tree? If Santa is real then wasn't them.
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We Can't Even Right Now With Nordstrom's New Line of Fake Mud-Coated Jeans

The fashionista entrepreneurs really outdid themselves with this line of clothing. Did some disheveled penny-pinching, derelicte bum stumble into the conference room halfway through an utterly stunted, blank-faced brainstorming session or what? Then again, Nordstrom is not one to disappoint us back here at Fail Blog when it comes to, well, Fail-worthy clothing. Remember those 'mom jeans' or that expensive stone? Yep. Ever entertaining. 

Nordstrom releases very expensive, ridiculous fake mud-coated jeans clothing line.
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