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As far as wild stories go about people stealing other peoples' photos in shady acts of violating privacy/general identity theft; this one ranks right up there at the damn top. Not only was the poor guy's photo being pawned off in a 'fake obituary', but even worse it turns out it's being used by some immoral pastor with a potential side chick, who is trying to cash in on life insurance or something. The fuuuuck man, it's a truly crazy world we live in. 

RadioShack's fell upon some damn hard times, man. They filed for 11 consecutive quarterly bankruptcies and they announced the closure of 500 stores -- or 36% of the chain's total. Including this particular fine establishment, based out of Reynoldsburg, Ohio. Either someone was never barred access from the page following the closure, and took the news real hard. Or we're simply seeing some solid social media trolling hard at work. Thinking the latter. 

Yeah, she goes from an innocent fivehead to full on Elephant Man status. Twitter user @RhiRob99, went ahead and tweeted out a reminder that it was about this time last year when her friend's head grew to 900x its normal size due to a violent allergic reaction to grass/wheat. They're lucky everything worked out, cause it sounds like they waited a dangerously long amount of time to seek medical attention. 

This the kind of shit that makes us want to scream!

It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.

Some stereotypically blown outta proportion 2016 roommate drama comin right at ya.

The Fyre Festival couldn't have flopped any harder if it tried, and we're talking about a ridiculously decadent event in the Bahamas that had people shelling out a jaw-dropping $12k for tickets. That kind of money should guarantee nothing short of a paradise on earth. 

What a time to be alive. And to think that people say romance is dead...

Is this the most Florida thing to ever happen to a sporting event over there or what? All we needed to better the crude situation was a crocodile or two waddling across the court. 

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer would seem hellbent on continually supplying Saturday Night Live with ridiculous material. Today, Spicer President went ahead and kicked and took a steaming shit on the hornet's nest, saying that Bashar al-Assad of Syria wasn't even as despicable as Hitler...because 'even Hitler didn't sink so low as to using chemical weapons.'

Because we all obviously needed another reason to love Wendy's. This guy's also one lucky bastard. 

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

The latest Donald Trump conspiracy theory to come out the woodwork claims Russian government spies have turned Donald Trump into their puppet by blackmailing him with a sex tape of him in an orgy. And here we thought Donald Trump as the Dark Lord was insane.