ridiculous

Man, sometimes you say something, completely kidding, and it ends up manifesting further on down the road. In this case, we can understand why the guy's friend had the initial reaction that he did. The dad had already been through the miraculous, shocking experience that is having twins, only to learn that he's about to have some triplets too. That kind of development will definitely do a number on most anyone. 

Okay, so locking might've been a bit of an understatement in this particular scenario. Yes, it would seem in an especially brash attempt to teach their daughter a lesson these parents took away her bedroom's damn doorknob. Let the hilarity ensue...

Just going to float this wild idea out there, but this guy might have some issues. His obsessive dedication to pestering his ex-girlfriend that likely grew tired of his seven kinds of craziness, with the SAME text every day for YEARS is so outlandish...beyond comprehension...cringeworthy, I'm almost impressed. Then again, you've gotta feel for his poor ex-girlfriend caught up in the predicament. 

Careful out there Tinderers, you never know what lurks behind that next right swipe...

"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes. 

Every day of our lives we makes mistakes, but luckily most of us know better than to hit ourselves with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If there were ever an opportunity to feel smart about your own life decisions, it would be while reviewing the monumentally dumb facepalm moments some other people manage to find themselves in.

Rob Lowe's kids do a phenomenal job at calling out their dad's various (awesome) Instagram posts with Grade A wit and spice. What's more is all this banter in the comments section highlights the fact that Rob Lowe is clearly one of those lovely human beings who doesn't bother with the act of taking himself too seriously.

We've always had an appreciation for razor sharp wit here. It's quite satisfying to see someone walk right into a clever comeback that there's simply no coming back from. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks we recommend checking out the cleverest of the clever comebacks over here.

People that take the time and energy to leave fake bad reviews are the absolute worst. Just picturing someone putting in the extra effort to try and make someone else's life more miserable can get the blood boiling. Fortunately, this restaurant owner handled the situation in glorious fashion. 

Love is a chemical reaction and these two could be working on it. This guy's commitment to using as many scientific pickup lines as possible to flirt, is absolutely relentless. 

As long as Tinder's around we'll have an endless supply of cringe-packed pickup lines. 

Leave it to 2017 to take it a step further from the days of 2016 when flocks of folks turned up at voting stalls to send their nominations in for Harambe. Yes, that happened, but apparently that wasn't enough. We need to dive deeper down the shit-coated rabbit's hole, and find a way make sure we give an onion the proper podium to express its multi-layered beliefs from. The kind of mass media movement that can bring hot tears to your eyes, huh?

Just when we were convinced that the fine denizens of Tinder couldn't get any more ridiculous and genuinely outlandish on an app that seemingly thrives on being predictably absurd, we get yet more conversational gems. It's like half these sorry souls weren't even exerting 5% effort. 

The state of the modern dating world has never looked so overwhelmingly emotionally stunted. 

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

The new dating world is a strange and terrifying beast. This particular batch is full of the kinds of wildly unexpected, ever hilarious, and often uncomfortable moments you're bound to come across after enough right swipes.