Isn't it too bad that the actual TSA isn't as friendly as the person running their social media account?
ridiculous
Talk about the adrenaline-inducing, inspiring beer run of a damn lifetime, man. Not all heroes wear capes. Some just toss all rhyme and reason out the window for that next cold one. Gotta stay hydrated bro bro.
Okay, so locking might've been a bit of an understatement in this particular scenario. Yes, it would seem in an especially brash attempt to teach their daughter a lesson these parents took away her bedroom's damn doorknob. Let the hilarity ensue...
Delta Fires Off Shots at United Airlines After They Wouldn't Let Girls Wearing Leggings Board Flight
Over the weekend an amusing and entirely ridiculous controversy rained down sweet entertainment for us all, courtesy of United Airlines' dress policy. Specifically, United wouldn't let a couple girls board their flight because they were wearing leggings, which apparently didn't comply with their outlandish dress code policy. At the end of the day I think we can all agree, that 'Airline Twitter' remains the best Twitter!
Bon Appétit invited the wave of mockery on themselves with this one. By asking people to 'not focus on that' they almost ensured a multi-course series of roastings from willing people on Twitter that couldn't help but note the stupidity of this particular foodie trend.
Via Pak Nam-chol
So, this absurd clip and the fact that it's all part of some weird game show based out of Japan immediately brought to mind a clip of another wonderfully horrible mispronunciation---we'll call him the Worcestershire Sauce Man:
For the sake of humanity we really hope some of these are jokes. And can we appreciate the pure brutality that came into play from some family members that commented on these terrible FAIL-worthy tattoos?
Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.
These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something.
