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The collective reaction on this particularly absurd claim about a family struggling to scrape by on $500k would seem to (rightfully) be one of sheer confusion and comical outrage. It just doesn't add up. And after a little poking around the site, it would appear to be 'legit.' Or as credible as a site can be after making such outlandish claims. At least other people on Twitter stepped up to express their highly entertaining bewilderment.

Donald Trump went off in an explosive display of FAIL on Monday when he misplaced Andrew Jackson in time during a radio interview, and then went off on a riff, wondering why nobody questioned why the Civil War happened. Queue up the wave of unforgiving, enraged, and ridiculous Twitter reactions with the #TrumpHistoryLesson trending Twitter hashtag. 

The new dating world is a strange and terrifying beast. This particular batch is full of the kinds of wildly unexpected, ever hilarious, and often uncomfortable moments you're bound to come across after enough right swipes. 

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

Is this the kind of news that fills your heart with joy, or did the angry mob take it too far when they trolled Donald Trump Jr's lunch with deafening rounds of boos. Seriously, people reported being able to hear it down the street. 

Let this be a lesson to everyone, everyone, out there: don't go poking fun at a self-proclaimed 'angry librarian', unless you want to be the victim of an impressive rage-explosion. 

Can't forget about the classic 5/7!

Leave it to 2017 to take it a step further from the days of 2016 when flocks of folks turned up at voting stalls to send their nominations in for Harambe. Yes, that happened, but apparently that wasn't enough. We need to dive deeper down the shit-coated rabbit's hole, and find a way make sure we give an onion the proper podium to express its multi-layered beliefs from. The kind of mass media movement that can bring hot tears to your eyes, huh?

What a time to be alive. Never thought I'd live to see the day we'd be able to order a legit 'space sandwich.' 

What a time to be alive. And to think that people say romance is dead...

What's up people? Can we not have nice things anymore? Is nothing in this crazy, wild world sacred? Apparently certain individuals with a detestable appetite for keeping talk show guests 'covered up' are riled up about the arrestingly beautiful Brie Larson showing too much skin on a British Talk Show. Ahem. Excuse me, but 'too much'? How about not enough? 

Oh Steve, you had to have known this one would come back to nip ya in the ass, man. 

Over the weekend an amusing and entirely ridiculous controversy rained down sweet entertainment for us all, courtesy of United Airlines' dress policy. Specifically, United wouldn't let a couple girls board their flight because they were wearing leggings, which apparently didn't comply with their outlandish dress code policy. At the end of the day I think we can all agree, that 'Airline Twitter' remains the best Twitter!