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Twitter Tries to Master the Art of Seduction in 5 Words and It's Proving We're All Suckers for Similarly Basic Things

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Kris Jenner Is Trying to Sell a Necklace Made of Paperclips and Staples Just Won the Internet

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All He Wanted was a Milkshake, Instead He Left McDonald's with an Incredible Tale of Late-Night Drive-Thru Frustration

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A Woman Live Tweeted an Arrogant Dude and His Unfortunate Date While He Refused to Navigate the Menu at a Sushi Restaurant

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YouAreDogNow Will Find the Perfect Picture of You as a Dog

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This Dad Live-Tweeted His Traumatic Experience of Taking His Toddler to See 'Finding Dory' and It's a Warning to All Parents

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Everyone Is Tweeting Memes About the Washington D.C. #Metroshutdown During Their Extra Long Commute

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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

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A Mother's Struggle With Back-To-School Shopping For One of Her Children Ends in a Heartwarming Realization That Customer Service is Not Dead

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Fox Anchor Shepard Smith Decided to Offer Everyone an Unnecessarily-Scary Hurricane Matthew Warning

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Want to Find the Very Best Date? Use Pokémon Quotes on Grindr!

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Troll Comedian Gets a Scam Call and Decides to Play Along

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Twitter Trolls a British Politician the Minute He Returns to Twitter After a Social Media Hiatus

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The 16 People You'll Meet on Facebook

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This Guy Adopted a Puppy and Broke the Internet

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Chipotle Still Doesn't Have That E. Coli Thing Figured Out, and These Trolls are Taking Full Advantage

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