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After Claiming He Would Have Stopped 9/11 Attacks, Twitter Had a Field Day Speculating What Else Trump *Would* Have Prevented on #ThingsTrumpWouldHaveStopped

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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

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Confessions of the Day: Parents on Reddit Are Sharing Dark Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Kids

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Take Notes Kids, This Teacher is a Prime Example of Being Shot Down After Hitting On Another Teacher

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Emo Kylo Ren is Annoying Enough to Turn Even the Purest Jedi to the Dark Side

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Twitter Coming Together to #SaveNelly By Streaming 'Hot in Here' is Everything Exactly Right With Internet

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"NintendoAMovie" is the Greatest Hashtag to Hit Twitter in a Long Time

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These Photos of Donald Trump Pulling Flags out of His Nose Has Got to Be the Most Ingenious Use of Photoshop Yet

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Kid Makes Mom Think She Has to be "The Very Best" to Download Pokémon GO

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An Online Costume Shop is Cashing in With a 'Kim Kardashian Getting Robbed' Costume and the Internet is Not Happy About It

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Lady's H&M Facebook Rant Over Tiny Sizing Sparks Comment Onslaught

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Twitter Theorizes Why the Dinosaurs Really Went Extinct

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Fans on Both Sides Agree, 'Woo Guy' Was the Worst Part of the Super Bowl

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#Callended is the Hashtag to End All Terrible Phone Conversations

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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When the Irony of Your Kid's Permission Slip is This Obvious, You've Got to Attach a Note Like This Dad

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