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One Clever Girl Found the Best Use of Trump Dodging Questions Quotes, and You're Going to Want to Use it to Avoid Awkward Questions Too

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Troll Comedian Gets a Scam Call and Decides to Play Along

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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You If You Dress Up Like Rihanna and Look Better Than Her, She'll Notice

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Want to Find the Very Best Date? Use Pokémon Quotes on Grindr!

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History Books Are Purr-Fectly Replaced With Cats Using The Hashtag #CatHistory

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Apparently Trump's Immigration Policy and "Make America Great Again" Had a Baby, it's This "Make Mexico Great Again Also" Hat

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Twitter Theorizes Why the Dinosaurs Really Went Extinct

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Everyone Needs a Narrator to Speak the Real Truth About Their Life

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Get the Quick and Dirty on #KimExposedTaylorParty

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Nick Jonas Tweets a One-Sided Complicated Confession and Decides to Reveal His New Album Details

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Thanks to One News Anchor's Sanders/Sandwich Flub, We're All Feeling the Heartbern

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Losing Your Job Is Only One Status Update Away

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This Brutal Penguin Love Triangle Battle Was Basically Nature's Jerry Springer Episode

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#Callended is the Hashtag to End All Terrible Phone Conversations

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Proves How Oblivious People Are With Sarcastic Tweet About Climate Change

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