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When the Irony of Your Kid's Permission Slip is This Obvious, You've Got to Attach a Note Like This Dad

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20 of the Sickest Burns of All Time

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You'll Always Check Your Rental Car After Reading This Live-Tweeting of a Nightmare Discovery

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Taylor Swift's Instagram Account Is Getting Swarmed With Thousands of Snake Emojis

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As If the Galaxy Note 7 Didn't Have Enough Heat Issues, Twitter is Roasting the Exploding Mobile Phone

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All He Wanted was a Milkshake, Instead He Left McDonald's with an Incredible Tale of Late-Night Drive-Thru Frustration

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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue

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Get the Quick and Dirty on #KimExposedTaylorParty

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After Claiming He Would Have Stopped 9/11 Attacks, Twitter Had a Field Day Speculating What Else Trump *Would* Have Prevented on #ThingsTrumpWouldHaveStopped

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One Clever Girl Found the Best Use of Trump Dodging Questions Quotes, and You're Going to Want to Use it to Avoid Awkward Questions Too

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Twitter Tries to Master the Art of Seduction in 5 Words and It's Proving We're All Suckers for Similarly Basic Things

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'Stranger Things' Star Millie Bobby Brown Shared a Video of Her Shaving Head to Become Eleven

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This Guy Adopted a Puppy and Broke the Internet

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Learn the Lesson These Kids Didn't: Your Parents Have Social Media Too

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Starbnb is the Airbnb Parody for a Galaxy Far, Far Away

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#Callended is the Hashtag to End All Terrible Phone Conversations

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