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He might be a criminal, he comments on porn and he takes his own fashion advice. There's a reason most people try to keep their Reddit username anonymous....

Everyone on Twitter is going crazy for this savage tweet from Hillary Clinton.

Twitter user Pokéfan Libby was on a quest to catch 'em all when she stumbled upon a seemingly impossible to reach gym near a fountain in Wellington Harbour, New Zealand.

While pondering the idea of how to capture it, Libby noticed a kayak on a direct bath to the gym... Sure enough it was two Pokémon GO enthusiasts.

The gym (once belonging to Team Yellow) was on its way to be claimed by kayak for Team Blue by Kelsey Thompson and Lizzy Eden.

AMAZING

A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.

One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.

Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don't give a fu*k about anything.

Kim Kardashian posted a video of Kanye West's phone call with Taylor Swift approving of the controversial lyrics to 'Famous' and the Internet went wild.

It didn't take long for the hashtag #KimExposedTaylorParty to get started, so, if you might have missed out on all the drama over the weekend, here are the dirty details as told by Twitter.

Jaden Smith asks a lot of important questions, and I have a feeling he'd really get along with these social media superstars. All titles borrowed and sometimes modified from Jaden's personal Twitter, @officialjaden.

If anyone is interested in a DIY project this weekend, Staples has you covered!

Kris Jenner went to Twitter to promote her $175 "limited edition" 'Elegance' necklace and nobody was interested.

The internet was already convinced the Kris Jenner exclusive was made out of paperclips, but it was the Staples Canada Twitter account that stepped in and delivered the finishing blow.

Keep your $175 and head to aisle 7.

Tom Dodds Tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

We can only guess that the lack of common knowledge is a deliberate attempt to lose anyone who was daring enough to Friend them in the first place. That, or they're complete morons. You be the judge.