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Ah yes, another Monday most unfortunately underway. With a cup of freshly brewed black gold/lifeblood you're well on your way to keeping yourself busy enough to forget about the painful glaring reality that the week has just begun. Well good news for you, my wearisome, bleary-eyed, groggy traveler: we've got a solid collection of dank tweets that manage to offer a funny, albeit sarcastic commentary on this crazy little thing we call life. The one tweet about millennials being the generation to 'discover immortality', struck a particular chord with me: like yo, please let us have this one. Please. 

Wendy's a fine and upstanding chain that apparently does NOT freeze their beef seized the moment to outright put down MacTrons, and give us the kind of Grade A American Twitter Beef (unfortunately short-lived) war that we deserve. We can only hope that this little virtual altercation picks up legs, and carries on into comedic gold land:

In light of a big move like this, you can count on the reactions from the rabid, outspoken leatherheads of this fine world to be equal parts pleasant, distasteful, and most definitely ridiculous. I've gotta place my bets here on 'Sin City Raiders' taking a serious run at that as their preferred, new official namesake. I mean, come on that shit's a royal flush.

On Thursday NFL team San Diego Chargers announced they were San Diego no longer, and moving to Los Angeles. In addition to that news they changed up their logo. Get ready for a good 'ol fashioned roasting.