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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 30th, 2020)

Weekly order of fresh animal tweets coming right up! There's absolutely no better way to start your week without the combination of new animal tweets and our wholesome memes.

Between the two, you'll have enough cuteness and funnies to hopefully see you through the week in one piece. 

Your weekly treat is cooked to perfection this week, but if you're in the mood for one-week-old stale treats (that are still edible and quite delicious) look no further! 

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Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks

While kids have garnered plenty of a reputation for being flat out silly and dumb, they can also get devilishly inventive when faced with the possibility of getting in trouble for a continued pattern of unacceptable behavior. This toddler decided to dip into their word bank and pull out a new word for the explicit purpose of being able to cuss at their parent without having to actually "swear." 

Toddler invents their own swear word, and then swears at their parent for weeks. | TheOphans TIFU by learning my toddler made up their own way swearing at and has been telling f off while. M So build up this fuck up work out at home and have done since my child born like work out music and there is one particular song some reason really helps get mood squat s song l'd played some time without question until 4 months ago because has few swear words
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Facebook fail of someone updating that they are engaged before telling anyone.
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Change your status or your recent places or something less important!

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Facebook Phone, we hardly knew ye. After being on the market in the United States for just 31 days, AT&T is pulling the plug on the first smartphone to feature Facebook's Android UI overlay of apps known as Facebook Home. Among the litany of problems Home had, there was:

  • The Cover Feed. When you log into the phone's homescreen, you're already signed into Facebook, and you already have notifications popping up on the main page. Congratulations! You get to see all the useless crap your sort-of acquaintances post whether you like it or not! Huzzah!

  • Those crappy ads you see on the right side of your news feed. Did we mention those would also be plastered onto the homescreen? So instead of seeing all your favorite apps, you'd see a big fat ad for ChristianMingle. Sweet!

  • No privacy controls. You'd think a company with a privacy track record as piss-poor as Facebook's would make assuaging fears of privacy invasion a top priority with their phone release. Nope. Not a word from Zuckerberg & Co. on app permissions, possible geolocation, data logging, browsing habits, etc. For all intents and purposes, you could be carrying around a court-mandated ankle bracelet in your pocket, and you wouldn't even know it.

Better luck next time, Zuck... y'know, if there even is a next time...

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Quit trying to encourage this kind of behavior! If I wanted to see something like this, I'd go down to the park with a bag of breadcrumbs!

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Twitter is erupting with the hilarious hashtag of #NameBrandMovieQuotes. Check out some highlights here:





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