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Before anyone comes to this mathematically challenged mouth-breather's defense, I want, no I need to be the first to say that I too grappled with the numbers game on a very, infuriatingly regular basis. Struggled hard, dude. Not this extreme, but enough to guarantee I'd carve something of a living wrestling the blank page with the written word instead of anything remotely inclusive of the numbers. So this dude has my sympathies, but let's revel in the glaring FAIL.

These people are like real-life Pokémon trainers!

Wendy's a fine and upstanding chain that apparently does NOT freeze their beef seized the moment to outright put down MacTrons, and give us the kind of Grade A American Twitter Beef (unfortunately short-lived) war that we deserve. We can only hope that this little virtual altercation picks up legs, and carries on into comedic gold land: