That's the literal translation from this post on Asus's Swedish Facebook page. So if you were wondering who's king of the dad jokes on Swedish social media, there you go.
Followed up by: "CEO nobody cares about announces he is super gay and supports Linux."
After reports began to break that Apple's new iPhone 6 Plus would bend under light stress, trolls at 4chan and Reddit set out to advertise it as another new feature - much like their fake "Wave" stunt. The resulting video is... surprisingly close to what an actual Apple ad would look like. And others around the internet are getting in on the fun:
April 23 is Apple Watch day, when all those die hard first-adopters slap a new whoozy whatsit on their wrist and get giddy over acting like a detective from a 1930s comic strip.
So, either deal with your jealousy by making one of your own or show your defiance by highlighting your self reliance.
Either way, put something new on your wrist!