Via The Oatmeal
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April 23 is Apple Watch day, when all those die hard first-adopters slap a new whoozy whatsit on their wrist and get giddy over acting like a detective from a 1930s comic strip.
So, either deal with your jealousy by making one of your own or show your defiance by highlighting your self reliance.
Either way, put something new on your wrist!
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Art of Trolling Rule #346-5A.1C-7: Thou shalt engage target for as long as possible so as to generate maximum levels of umadbro upon revelation of trolling to the trollee.
