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That's the literal translation from this post on Asus's Swedish Facebook page. So if you were wondering who's king of the dad jokes on Swedish social media, there you go.

Who spells their name "Johnathon?" Something fishy is afoot.

Art of Trolling Rule #346-5A.1C-7: Thou shalt engage target for as long as possible so as to generate maximum levels of umadbro upon revelation of trolling to the trollee.

It was actually April 13th. But either way, Steve Jobs is dead. WHO'S A BILLIONAIRE NOW?

She claims that verbal abuse as a result of her not being able to find that one really good pizza place downtown has caused her significant emotional trauma. We called her and asked her to call us back for an interview. The only comment we received was "OK, from now on, I'll call you 'Us back for an interview.'"