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Followed up by: "CEO nobody cares about announces he is super gay and supports Linux."

Check out the rest of Joanna Zhou's series here!

People can be stupid and narrow-minded, but you just have to look beneath the Surface sometimes.

Do warranties cover stupidity?

It was actually April 13th. But either way, Steve Jobs is dead. WHO'S A BILLIONAIRE NOW?

Here's his reasoning for the madness, translated via Mashable: 

“Apple is a company that ‘violated’ European consumers’ rights. They refused to reimburse me, I told them: ‘Give me my money back’. They said no. So you know what’s happening? This is happening!” – before wrecking another iPhone.



Although, he doesn't get all that far before being apprehended; but still how did he even get anywhere in the first place?

Art of Trolling Rule #346-5A.1C-7: Thou shalt engage target for as long as possible so as to generate maximum levels of umadbro upon revelation of trolling to the trollee.

Skip to around 1:30 to get to the accidental purchase! God bless one-click shopping!