Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe.
This one's a shudder-worthy rollercoaster from start to finish---from (unrequested) tattoo body shot pic...to the "second time" he had to get friend zoned by an old friend that he seemed hellbent on not being friends with. At least he's gonna be a "billionaire" someday, featured on Forbes, right?