Oh Dave, you should've known better bro.
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Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario.
Some dudes out there are truly dangerously thirsty. You've gotta wonder if this guy's heart was in the right place...like was he just convinced that he'd come across the one, and thus determined to follow through on a more 'meaningful' medium than 'Tinder Chat'. This I know not, but damn if it's a bit creepy-lookin in the process, bro. All in all, best of luck to these two, because someone here definitely found the 'one'!...
