All your tween issues can be solved with the help of the wise Judd Apatow.

Try it with your friends! Unless your friends are all 5 years old. Then you'll just have "penis" for every blank and the joke will get old really quickly.

memoriesofmychildhood

Some interesting input, but I'm not sure many ladies like to hear "Nice rack! It looks totally fake!"

The Doggy Dogg himself gives his two cents on how Kris Humphries should've handled his relationship and short-lived marriage to Kim Kardashian. DISCLAIMER - contains some profanity (he's a rapper, what'd you expect?).