Let's just go ahead and call this what it is: a bunch of porn stars/scantily-clothed, busty women recycling age old sentiments of common sense; but still keeping us entertained, because like you know...hot chicks and boobs and stuff, man. 

Try it with your friends! Unless your friends are all 5 years old. Then you'll just have "penis" for every blank and the joke will get old really quickly.

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Good lord, that majestic prow. It's made several hundred Valkyries quit their jobs to become stewardesses.

The Doggy Dogg himself gives his two cents on how Kris Humphries should've handled his relationship and short-lived marriage to Kim Kardashian. DISCLAIMER - contains some profanity (he's a rapper, what'd you expect?).