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Via CBS News
Police were called to the home after receiving a domestic dispute call on the fourth of July. Both charged with one count of misdemeanor simple assault... For throwing PIZZA ROLLS at each other.
This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs.
Maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't; but these tales of blue-balled heartbreak and woe practically scream sexual frustration from out the screen. Here's to hoping you never find yourself in one of these cockblocking pickles.
