Maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't; but these tales of blue-balled heartbreak and woe practically scream sexual frustration from out the screen. Here's to hoping you never find yourself in one of these cockblocking pickles.
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Amanda Warfel, 25, was sentenced to 45-90 days in York County Prison for disorderly conduct.
She was having sex so loud that it shook her neighbor's dresser. Her neighbor, Tanya Sailer, who lived with her terminally ill husband and their 5 children, had to give her daughter's headphones to block the noise.
Police described the noise as "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom."
Monica Mares (36) could see up to 18 months in prison if found guilty of incest with her son Caleb Peterson (19) by New Mexico courts.
The sentence is highly likely since the two have decided to go public and raise awareness about Genetic Sexual Attraction "GSA" relationships.
Monica was 16 when she gave birth to Caleb and gave him up for adoption. It wasn't until last year that the two reconnected through Facebook.
Cringe your way through their love story:
This the stuff of real heartbreak, or is this dude just fishing for some likes?
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Get rekt, dude. This is what a doomed-from-the-start marriage looks like. The YouTube description provides further context about this disastrous event as well:
While the wedding ceremony was under way, the bride and groom noticed a surprise guest. The groom’s secret girlfriend invited herself to the wedding but her presence wasn’t the only shocker. It was actually her attire that turned heads. She actually arrived at the ceremony wearing a wedding dress identical to the one the bride wore. Needless to say, the wedding ceremony – which was supposed to be a romantic occasion – took an abrupt nosedive and a knockdown, drag-out fight ensued.
