Sometimes life just up and drills you with an entirely unplanned curveball of a shitty situation. This is one of those times. Keep your eyes peeled for the later half of the movie, and brace yourself as you witness what's easily already the most cringeworthy kiss cam performance of 2017.
We can always count on Tinder for the cheesy pickup lines, the spicy wordplay, and the bold and unfiltered banter. It's a place where the world's hopeless romantics and spicy silvertongues collide to exchange pleasantries, or get in genuine verbal squabbles. Sometimes though, all the odds are defied, and people somehow end up walking away from the "successfully paired right swipe" with an actual date set up.
I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers his wife was impregnated by Darrel, some engaged dude. Oh, a quick by the way, but she couldn't even spell that guy's name right. Read at your own peril, cause this shit might color you seven kinds of enraged.
Amanda Warfel, 25, was sentenced to 45-90 days in York County Prison for disorderly conduct.
She was having sex so loud that it shook her neighbor's dresser. Her neighbor, Tanya Sailer, who lived with her terminally ill husband and their 5 children, had to give her daughter's headphones to block the noise.
Police described the noise as "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom."
Russell Wilson wanted to shout his love from the Twitter tops with (more than one) #WomanCrushWednesday posts about Ciara. He searched desperately for the words to describe her beauty and settled on a mash-up of corny, poetic words from the first creative writing website he found.
What are we looking at here? A painfully pronounced kind of pink alien egg fallen from the outermost reaches of the galaxy itself? A colorful sex toy? Nah, bro. Apparently this shit falls under the category of a beauty blender, which only confused me more. Enjoy these other guys experiencing that confusion firsthand in the conversations they shared on Twitter.
