A Turkish couple decided to GO BIG and float into their wedding ceremony in a boat suspended in the air by ropes... Unfortunately, it wasn't the smooth sailing they practiced in the rehearsal. One of the ropes snaps, sending the vessel plummeting, the bride flying, and the groom slamming to the floor.
There are flairs of originality, crudeness, immaturity, and silver-tongued smoothness throughout these randomly assorted moments from the Wild West of the Modern Dating World, Tinder. For all we know we're witnessing snapshots of history's next great love story. And it all started out with some locker room-level witticism...
Amanda Warfel, 25, was sentenced to 45-90 days in York County Prison for disorderly conduct.
She was having sex so loud that it shook her neighbor's dresser. Her neighbor, Tanya Sailer, who lived with her terminally ill husband and their 5 children, had to give her daughter's headphones to block the noise.
Police described the noise as "loudly fornicating and banging around her bedroom."
As if getting busted in public wasn't bad enough, this douchebag had to try and escalate the situation around 2:30.
You never know what you're going to find behind the next "right swipe" in the wild world of Tinder. Some people that use the app are actually able to strike up a reasonable conversation that gives way to a legitimate relationship on down the road. Other folks use the app to try out the best and worst of their pickup lines that they have on hand. The following collection of moments from Tinder have some wins, fails, and just generally shameless one-liners.
What are we looking at here? A painfully pronounced kind of pink alien egg fallen from the outermost reaches of the galaxy itself? A colorful sex toy? Nah, bro. Apparently this shit falls under the category of a beauty blender, which only confused me more. Enjoy these other guys experiencing that confusion firsthand in the conversations they shared on Twitter.
