FAIL

Seriously man, that would suck after a while..or just be plain old weird. But for this dude, he chose to capitalize, prey on the situation. Kind of wonder if him and the chick have met at this point, or established a system.

His biggest problem here was he tried to pique her interest with two plans that couldn't have been more different from one another. Where's the middle ground bro? Suffice to say based off the time she sent that scathing assessment of his romantic plans back to him...she was anything but into his approach. Duly noted. 

Oh Dave, you should've known better bro. 

Pull it together dudes!

Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.