Max the Owl had successfully completed the first part of his wedding duties and delivered rings during the ceremony. Good job, Max! However, when the time came for Max to make his grand escape through the double doors, he ran into a little trouble with the window.
At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.
This guy can't catch a break: as if their 72-day marriage wasn't embarrassing enough, now Star magazine's cover story is "OMG HE'S TOTES GAY." Their evidence? He got pedicures and wore expensive suits, he shaved Kourtney Kardashian's husband's armpits on the show once, and he and Kim weren't intimate as often as she might've liked, including one night when he turned her down so he could watch SportsCenter.
Considering the whole Kardashian clan pretty much manipulated him into boosted ratings for their show(s) and a multi-million dollar wedding deal, can you really blame Mr. Humphries for not wanting to sleep with one of them?
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Black Mirror is happening IRL people.
