siri

To be fair, "effing prick" is also true for GLaDOS, HAL 9000, SHODAN, and Bender.

I SAID ASSEMBLE DAMMIT.

She has snow idea what she's talking about

There's no need to get verbally abusive with Siri, she's trying.

The recent episode of The Big Bang Theory where Raj falls for Siri was a deeply moving saga of passion and spiritual redemption when compared to that one story about the over-possessive undead.

"Wherever you are, that's where I am." It sounds like that creepy ending to the movie "Angels in the Outfield," where the angel whispers "we're always watching" before he disappears. Boom. Invisible angel. And now he's watching you poop.

Developer Robb Böhnke hacked Siri to rap Biggie's "Hypnotize" to compete in the Music Hack Day Project.

Neat stuff, but we have yet to program robots to have flow. The tech just isn't there yet.