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(video contains a wee touch of the NSFW Scottish tongue)

A parody on Siri's well-documented struggle with accents.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUTTERING.

There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

Siri knows a thing or two about the Olympics.

After this inspired trailer for a movie about love, loss, and Siri comes another iPhone-related trailer. Except this one features a lot less melodrama and a lot more for the slasher-movie fans.

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

It's the love story we never asked for!