siri

Siri's always looking to help you evade arrest!

Don't leave Siri alone with your enemies. And by "enemies" I of course mean "contents of your freezer."

Siri knows a thing or two about the Olympics.

They both have those terrifying blue eyes and a soul born in 1928!

Siri does this every time user LazyL speaks.

Maybe instead of "fat ugly people" Siri heard "faithful holy people." The technology isn't perfect yet, people.

Just months after someone made a trailer for an imagined Siri horror movie, another pair of filmmakers actually made a short film featuring the chilling voice of everyone's favorite iPhone personal assistant.

People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

Ahhhhh it's talking about us exposure and name recognition so excited ican'tevenbreatherightnow

Pasta restaurant? I don't know where you're from, but in these here parts we say "Italian."

From the submitter:

I was shocked to find out....

We were too. We didn't even think it was biologically possible. But if Siri says it, it must be true.