siri

There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

Let's hope the iOS 6 version of Siri can take on Google.

Maybe it's because Siri and GLaDOS are ONE AND THE SAME.

Shut up, Siri! Five contacts isn't bad! And just because one of them is my Pizza Hut delivery driver doesn't mean he doesn't still count! sobs

When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.

Also for example, everyone always asks me what I'm wearing or if I'll marry them, and that makes me sad too.

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