siri

If you talk to your phone when you're drunk, does it translate your slurred words into drunk texts?

Siri only gave me the options. The choice is still mine to make. Get help, or get gambling? I'll flip a coin.

I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

This seems almost threatening in some ways too...

While we're at it let's talk about the airspeed velocity and ability to carry a coconut of woodchucks.

A neat idea, but I can think of at least one song that would have been more appropriate.

Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.