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If you talk to your phone when you're drunk, does it translate your slurred words into drunk texts?

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Siri only gave me the options. The choice is still mine to make. Get help, or get gambling? I'll flip a coin.

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I don't have any opposable thumbs. Or hands. Don't be ridiculous.

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While we're at it let's talk about the airspeed velocity and ability to carry a coconut of woodchucks.

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A neat idea, but I can think of at least one song that would have been more appropriate.

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Siri is like that loud sweaty guy who's in or comes from a frat, who says "Dude! Stand up and take another shot bro! Come on, you can do this!" to the guy who can't figure out where the floor is.