siri

Siri is basically an escort.

"Siri, you're telling all my friends to jump off a bridge. Should I jump off a bridge with them?"

"Yes."

Even in a completely innocuous promotion for Siri this man still manages to scare me.

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

At this point Siri knows full well she's just being difficult.