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AutocoWrecks g rated siri Stupid Question Whimsical Twitter zooey deschanel - 6253843200
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Not pictured: Zooey Deschanel asking Siri if she really can part her tomato soup like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.

men and women relationships siri wolfram women and men - 5382309888
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There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

health issues siri womens-health - 5501669376
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This is actually part of controversy that's been ongoing for several days now. Some women's health advocates are claiming that Siri doesn't provide adequate information for abortion clinics and birth control, while Apple and its supporters claim that Siri's answers are not intentional but only a weaker aspect of its programming.

There are several ways to look at this issue (you could argue that it's important to provide full information on options for health services, or you could say that Siri's still in beta mode and can't be expected to cover everything yet), but since you're here to laugh, we'll defer to looking at it though the sweet satire-coated lens of Stephen Colbert.

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joke scumbag siri siri why did the chicken cross the road - 5954257408
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First she uses difficult words, then she gets sarcastic when you try to learn what they mean.