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"Siri, will we be together forever?" asked the user. "Even longer" Siri answered.

Man, you can really buy everything in Thailand.

In the time it's taken you to read this, Hollywood has already bought the rights to make this movie. If they're already desperate enough to make movies about the Smurfs and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, there's no limit to what they won't do.

Maybe instead of "fat ugly people" Siri heard "faithful holy people." The technology isn't perfect yet, people.

While we're at it let's talk about the airspeed velocity and ability to carry a coconut of woodchucks.