siri

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&w=500]

Thank God, and here I thought my iPhone would be incompatible with my machine gun.

Siri doesn't listen well.

In this version, Siri's much less patient with preening pre-teens.

(this version of Siri uses naughty language)

How brutally honest of you, Siri.

Give yourself some credit Siri.

Remember the last video spoofing Siri by using Hal from "2001: A Space Odyssey?" This one uses GLaDOS from "Portal."

If there's anything we've learned from science fiction, it's that robots are dicks.

The recent episode of The Big Bang Theory where Raj falls for Siri was a deeply moving saga of passion and spiritual redemption when compared to that one story about the over-possessive undead.