siri

In this version, Siri's much less patient with preening pre-teens.

(this version of Siri uses naughty language)

Dammit! And here I was thinking Siri was only talking dirty for me.

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

Listen, iPhones aren't programmed to know what Marcellus Wallace looks like, cut Siri some slack Samuel.

Warning: Some saucy language because Pulp Fiction.

"Wherever you are, that's where I am." It sounds like that creepy ending to the movie "Angels in the Outfield," where the angel whispers "we're always watching" before he disappears. Boom. Invisible angel. And now he's watching you poop.

From the submitter:

Even more proof!

Although, to be fair, you did say you were glad Siri isn't black as well.

People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

Somone, somewhere is an XKCD fan.

Even Siri is susceptible to the dreaded autocorrect.

Let's hope the iOS 6 version of Siri can take on Google.