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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.

...and apparently they're all becoming housecleaners. It's like a modern-day chimneysweep.

To be fair to Siri, "shut up" is an action someone does to him or herself, not to something else.

Siri's just trying to look out for you!

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?

This is actually part of controversy that's been ongoing for several days now. Some women's health advocates are claiming that Siri doesn't provide adequate information for abortion clinics and birth control, while Apple and its supporters claim that Siri's answers are not intentional but only a weaker aspect of its programming.

There are several ways to look at this issue (you could argue that it's important to provide full information on options for health services, or you could say that Siri's still in beta mode and can't be expected to cover everything yet), but since you're here to laugh, we'll defer to looking at it though the sweet satire-coated lens of Stephen Colbert.

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It might be time to downsize your cat collection.

In the time it's taken you to read this, Hollywood has already bought the rights to make this movie. If they're already desperate enough to make movies about the Smurfs and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, there's no limit to what they won't do.