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That would REALLY get the iPhone cultists going.

Can't I just saw my leg off or something?

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

You drop that teenager once and it has a crack in it. Alternatively, old people are just downright STURDY.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

The world doesn't make sense anymore.

Throw in Snake and you can consider it a done deal.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

Only too easy, when the case is made out of three 12-inch layers of highly conductive titanium.