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Voldemort's evil squished the image.

Can't I just saw my leg off or something?

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

And if by some miracle it does, you're going to have the most pixelated and green-tinted photo ever.

It kept falling into the earth's crust, sucking the lake along after it.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

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Nostalgia's a bitch!

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

Our love will also involve lots of Snake.