nokia

My whole perception of reality has been shattered like the screen on a Nokia nailed to a wall.

And if by some miracle it does, you're going to have the most pixelated and green-tinted photo ever.

How do I country?

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

The phone of yesterday that we never could have!

Military grade Kevlar's got nothing on Nokia.

Now I know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, I'll at least have a choice between playing Tetris or Snake.

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Nostalgia's a bitch!