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And if by some miracle it does, you're going to have the most pixelated and green-tinted photo ever.

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

You drop that teenager once and it has a crack in it. Alternatively, old people are just downright STURDY.

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.