nokia

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

This is officially the most hipster phone I've seen since the landline handsets. It's to cell phones what vinyl is to music players. I want one.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

The phone of yesterday that we never could have!

Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.

In fairness to Apple, they went with a design that worked and stuck with it. Why change something millions of people are already willing to pay for?

Can't I just saw my leg off or something?