nokia

This is officially the most hipster phone I've seen since the landline handsets. It's to cell phones what vinyl is to music players. I want one.

And if by some miracle it does, you're going to have the most pixelated and green-tinted photo ever.

The world doesn't make sense anymore.

Our love will also involve lots of Snake.

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.