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I'm not sure ANYTHING lasts as long as that.

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

Are you TRYING to start an arms race? We don't need another Cold War.

The world doesn't make sense anymore.

...borrowed, of course, from Finnish technology.

Our love will also involve lots of Snake.

Can't I just saw my leg off or something?

It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.

As if "Rack City" wasn't bad enough, you just had to come out with this sin against my ears.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.