nokia

Military grade Kevlar's got nothing on Nokia.

In fairness to Apple, they went with a design that worked and stuck with it. Why change something millions of people are already willing to pay for?

And if by some miracle it does, you're going to have the most pixelated and green-tinted photo ever.

Can't I just saw my leg off or something?

Tired of your iPhone breaking all the time? Then, I present to you, the Nokia N-9! Sleek, modern, colorful cases too, this is the new iPhone, INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOKIA WILL REJOICE!

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Voldemort's evil squished the image.

That poor sidewalk never stood a chance.

Shouldn't the phones be wearing goatees?

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That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

The phone of yesterday that we never could have!