nokia

The Nokia 3310 carries a high breakeage hazard.

The connocting industry is rather bullish on poopie right now. Let's hope they don't over-produce.

In fairness to Apple, they went with a design that worked and stuck with it. Why change something millions of people are already willing to pay for?

That's about all the puns I can phone in for now.

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

The world doesn't make sense anymore.

Literally, WIN. As in, you probably just won the game. Unless there's no way to win and all my time spent playing it has been a lie.

Presenting the reigning champ of the DIY world.

Nostalgia's a bitch!