Hall of Fame

Apparently snarfalarkus is a valid substitute.

How will I draw Rihanna now?

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

When you're the one who starts talking to someone, it's your responsibility to be interesting. Let's try to keep the responses to three syllables minimum.

If you are one of these people, please for the love of Christ stop.

Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

While we're at it let's talk about the airspeed velocity and ability to carry a coconut of woodchucks.