Hall of Fame

Unfortunately, even though she's getting naked, she has to leave the top on if she wants to shake it. It rather defeats the whole purpose.

I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.

You had to look down at your keyboard, didn't you?

Now look back up at this caption. Keep reading.

You didn't read the title, either. Look up and read it.

Now hold your cursor over the image above and read the hover text.

Well do you?

I know that feeling all too well, bro.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

Think of this as a slightly modified version of helicopter parenting, except it's directed toward the other parent and it's borne out of cluelessness instead of the need for control.