Hall of Fame

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

A deft thrust by Android users! How do you respond, iPhone users? Do you defend, counterattack, or resort to ad hominem attacks on this Android user's mother?

Who needs normal pockets when cleavage works just fine?

SO CONTROVERSIAL.

Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

The owner of this iPhone is too quick to say "lol." WAIT UNTIL WESTON TELLS THE JOKE.