Hall of Fame

I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

Every Dad ever should be crowned the king of awful jokes.

Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.

When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you've created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.

Now I just feel sad for Ronald Wayne. Schadenfreude isn't working like it's supposed to, dammit.

You're forgetting iMac!