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And now the Irish think I'm making fun of them. Great.

This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

"I broke you Xbox?" Is she texting her console?

When you're the one who starts talking to someone, it's your responsibility to be interesting. Let's try to keep the responses to three syllables minimum.

At last, a way to protect your beloved household gadgets from that household infestation of "infants." Pesky buggers.

Remember the Bearded Dragon who played the app game Ant Crusher? Here's an African Bull Frog doing the same, except he's much less patient with people who trick him into eating fake digital insects. The best part is 20 seconds in.