Via fab00bless
The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.
Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."
Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.
What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.