dating

And it STILL smells like tuna.

From the submitter:

Actual text from a man re online dating

The non-existent boyfriend trend seems to be endemic of late.

On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.

Baby, I feel the same way about you that I do about hamburger helpers.

And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Either she didn't show up, or the theatre is now on fire.