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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.

Dear Diary, today a stranger generously corrected my grammar for me. I learned valuable lessons about parts of speech and I hope my spoken English adheres more faithfully to standard usage. Thank you, kind stranger, thank you.

Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

You are the funny hat to my Jayne.